10. A chick flick never has to send you flowers because it never screws up.

9. A chick flick never changes the channel to a monster truck rally right at the "good part" in the movie.

8. Chick flicks never give you the "spit or swallow" option.

7. Chick flicks don't require you to wear clothes that are tighter than an Oscar Mayer sausage casing.

6. You can always fast forward through any chick flick's lame-ass jokes.

5. Not to mention, there is a "mute" button for any motorcycle engine discussion.

4. You don't feel disgusted with yourself if you wake up with a chick flick next to you.

3. A chick flick never requires red furry handcuffs.

2. The leading man never says that his bald spot is a solar panel for a sex machine.

1. A good chick flick fulfills all your romantic desires without having to hear the words. "Bend over the coffee table - I want to try something."