Few women can resist a creature stuffed with cotton, the logo of its creator embroidered proudly on its backside...

Few large and blood-thirsty woodland creatures can resist the juicy goodness found in human flesh... You can run, but it'll just make him hungrier!

For some reason, they absolutely love it when you prove that you've actually been listening to their blabbering for the last eight months - here's your chance to cash that gold in for some booty points!

On the other hand, there's also this concept of too much of a good thing. It's always a good thing for couples to sit down and talk about the things that they think each other could improve on...but this just isn't that day, pal!

It's no secret that chicks dig that sentimental crap and just proof that you even still remember your first date is bound to score you a few points! Grab yourself a bottle of wine and a picnic lunch, head on up to that special place and watch the sparks fly free...

Then again, you may want to re-think this idea if your first date happened to take place at Chucky Cheese's, for example. Nothing against Chucky or any of his buddies for that matter, but being surrounded by dozens of hyperactive, pizza-crazed children may not be the best way to spend Valentine's Day. Factor in the idea that she may very well never want to see the Wack-a-Mole booth after that last incident and you've only got a recipe for disaster...

Nothing says I Love You like a boquet of roses that you paid $60 for and seeing as that's the general point we're trying to portray right now, just be a good little lemming and open your wallet for the nice, old lady at the flower shop. You were just going to end up spending it on booze and hookers anyways...

Of course, you do need to exercise a little caution when making your selection to avoid winding up with a dead lover by the end of the evening! Certain flowers, such as the Foxglove as pictured here, contain harmful or even deadly toxins that are best left for holidays celebrating people you haven't become quite as attached to...

So you really care about her, right? Well, boasting nearly thirty percent of your body's daily nutritional requirements in a single serving, it only seems obvious to pay a visit to your local grocer's produce section and give the gift that keeps on giving! Not only will it help improve her eyesight, build strong bones, and aid in the production of various phytochemicals which prevent the formation of carcinogens, but it also sends the message that you do care about her...and her health!

Nevertheless, some of the best b-rated science fiction movies have taught us that if you live anywhere near a nuclear power plant or other source of radiation, this gift may end up giving a little more than you were expecting...