|
|
You can run, but you can't hide! Sooner or later, the most unforgiving of all holidays will catch up with you and it's going to want an answer for years upon years of forgetfulness and all-around neglect! Sure, you could sulk in the corner and cry like a baby until Easter again, OR you could do what we do around here - mock it with the passion of a thousand suns until it runs screaming into the shadows...
...or something like that! Nonetheless, whatever your romantic situation may be, hopefully we can help to make February 14th a little more entertaining.
The Cynics Break It Down...
 |
15 Things to Do When You're Dateless...
Alone again this year?! Well, never fear - with these great ideas, at least you won't be bored this time around...and that oughta count for something.
|
 |
Good Gift, Bad Gift
It's always difficult picking out the perfect present to show your sweetie exactly how you feel. Our crack staff has put together a list of some preferred choices, along with a few that will land you in the doghouse for sure...
|
 |
The Men Speak Out: Why Don't We Get Anything for Valentine's Day?
It just doesn't seem fair, does it guys? We rack our brains day and night, searching for the ultimate gift for her and what do we get in return...nothing! Well heed these words, ladies - that tradition has come to an end...
|
 |
So You're Going to Die Alone...
They say that the first step is admitting that you have a problem and this could definitely be conceived as a problem...but just look on the bright side of things! There are more activities than most people realize that you simply can't do with another person...
|
 |
Top Ten Reasons Why a Good Chick Flick is Better Than a Man...
The ladies have spoken and it seems like men truly can be replaced by an afternoon filled with a box of used tissues and a gigantic tub of popcorn...
|
 |
Top Ten Reasons Why Internet Porn is Better Than a Woman...
People ain't calling the 'net the wave of the future for nothing!
|
 |
You Forgot Too, Eh?
We've all been there - the day just creeps up on you and jumps without warning, much like an anniversary or birthday and just as deadly! You may very well be screwed anyways, but here are a few extreme gifts that just might get you out of hot water... (no guarantees, though!)
|
Lost But Not Forgotten Valentines...
 |
Scott and Matt's Guide to Getting Women...
(originally featured in Vol. 3, Issue 2 - February 6, 2002)
Dating advice that would make the Pope blush! Once again, the
editors share their personal experiences to give you a fresh and honest
approach to the most dreaded day of the year - Valentine's Day...
Before you get ready to send in your complaints, take a minute to stop
and think about just how insanely accurate they really are! |
|
