We know, we know - he's a popular guy, but a lot of people still seem to be uncomfortable with this one...seeing him walking down the street, asking for candy and all...

Wrong holiday, dumbass! Try again in a few months...

Also known as the "I want to get fired tomorrow..." costume, it would be wise to avoid this one if you haven't gone grocery shopping this week yet.

What are you, nuts?!?!?!

Also known as the "I love my couch so much that I want to sleep on it for the next month and a half" costume, any outfit of this variety will only introduce you into a world of pain.

It always seems funny at the time...

Disguised as a jail bird, escape artist, or even just your common, everyday slave, she'll still see right through to what you're trying to say and have you in the dog house faster than you can say Spartacus!

Sure, it seems easy - just throw on a bunch of fancy clothes, tags and all, and pretend that you paid for them, but is it really worth all of the attorney hassles that come along with?

Side Note: Getting a friend to dress up as Johnny Cochran might just make this one do-able after all...

Also known as the "I'm not an alcoholic, I swear!" costume, it's stuff like this that makes it easy for the rest of us to separate the amateurs from the heavyweights, and even aids in the ever-popular whose vomit did I just step in finger-pointing sessions to come later in the evening!

Not a good idea on so many levels, the biggest of which would be getting hunted down like the slimy rat that you are...

This is another case of bad costuming taste because it invokes the concept that people might very well be shooting at you, and believe us, that really can take away from the whole trick or treating experience.

• Saddam Hussein
• Adolf Hilter
• Oprah
• The Olsen Twins

You guys have woken us up too many damn times on the weekend - there's no way in hell you're getting any candy from our house!