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with contributions from Steve Hofstetter
Hey, not all of our ideas are horrible, in fact some are very good, indeed! In an attempt to help balance the playing field, here is our other list of costume ideas, designed specifically to get you the most candy, booty, or whatever else you might be seeking this Halloween...
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Senator (or other member of Congress)
You get to walk around looking snazzy and screwing people all night - how can you go wrong?
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| President Bush
Pretend you're President, just like he does...
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Princess Leia
Ok guys, we all know that she's never going to actually go for it, but this costume is so absolutely awesome that it's still worth asking your girlfriend to celebrate the haunted holiday by acting out the chain bikini scene from the movie every single year.
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| Godzilla
The King of the Monsters is always cool, plus you'll get bonus points if you can come up with a Japanese kid to run into rooms ahead of you screaming of your arrival...
"Go-zila!!!"
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James Bond
Do we even have to explain this one? If you can pull off a look half as suave as our man Jimmy, you'll be getting Pussy Galore!
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| That Chick from the Herbal Essences Commercial
Man, is she hot!
We've yet to actually get these kinds of results in the shower, or at least not from washing our hair, but every time that 30-second clips airs is incentive enough to give it another shot!
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The Budweiser Frogs
Whatever happened to those guys, anyways?
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| Martha Stewart
Make your own ball and chain out of common household items...
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The Amish Man of Tomorrow
Ok, you might not need to get this elaborate, but even bringing along your cell phone, PDA and a few other gadgets can easily turn this otherwise tame ensemble into a work of art!
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| Vanilla Ice
Dress in your old beat-up slippers and any old robe you've got laying around the house, because now that your fifteen minutes are up, nobody cares what you wear to go get the morning paper anymore...
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Need to know what not to wear???
Check Out:
Poorly Conceived Costume Ideas
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