Many call it the grossest, most vile, putrid, and disgusting film they ever saw. I don’t, because I saw Blue Crush. One of the first efforts of Peter Jackson (director of Lord of the Rings), this movie is so positively disgusting that it’s hysterical. It’s actually MEANT to be. I’ll just mention that the movie is basically a documentary entitled "What to Do When You Have an Unfortunate Collision With a Lawnmower". This is a GREAT movie to see in its uncut version (or known as The 2 more Cases of Heinz 57 Version). This flick is at its funniest with a bunch of friends around you who are buzzing from a little too much Wicked Ale.

Picture The Muppet Show. Then picture The Muppet Show with adultery, AIDS, drug use, shit eating, and murder. The only real difference is that Miss Piggy is a hippopotamus. The tagline for the movie is "Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun". Come on. How can you pass this up?

Acting that would horrify most Bond Girls, continuity errors that Ray Charles would notice, and a fiery hubcap on a string that is suppose to be a flying saucer, are all reasons that this movie is deemed The Worst Movie Ever Made. The dialogue alone will certainly have you laughing harder than any mainstream comedy you’ve seen this year.

This movie is about Japanese vampires that are kung-fu experts. Can you really go wrong?

The funniest of the cheesiest, this is a foreign film about a serial killer in the woods. The decapitations are hilariously low-budget (including a pulling out of a guys spine that looks remarkably similar to a large candy necklace being exhumed from the victim’s body). The only thing better is Violent Shit 2, complete with a Violent Shit theme song (that is entirely in German except for the words "Violent Shit") and the serial killer hacks people to death with a large samurai sword.