| Sept. 17, 2001 - "When I was first nominated, I had a burning
sensation in my uterus. When I won, there was much more of the same,"
Mike told us when hearing the news. "On the morning I won,
I was fasting as I have been each day since they cancelled Charles in
Charge. This award will bring me much, much closer to my spiritual
leader, L. Ron Hubbard." Before we continue, we'd like to ask
for a moment of silence for Tony Danza - although he isn't technically
dead, his career has been for years and that's all that matters to us...
"I'd like to thank my mother because I didn't for the last award
I won and she threatened to disown me," Mike quickly concluded, hoping
to discover the buffett table before the big rush hit. Peace out,
brother and sisters. |
