| Sept. 17, 2001 - "I pity the fool who didn't vote for me
in the 1st Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards!" Mr. T's landslide
victory in this category was threatened only by the Muppet legend Animal,
who technically isn't even a person, one might add! "He may be
able to play them drums like it's nobody's business, but when was the last
time he saved the youth center from a gang of thugs or somethin'?
That's a job for T!"
"I'd like to dedicate my victory to the kids - without them, I'd
a been outta work a loooong time ago! Stay in school, say no to drugs,
drink your milk and stay in school." Helluva cool guy, that Mr.
T. Helluva guy... |