| Sept. 17, 2001 - "In your face, Asparagus! Yeah, baby..."
shouted
Kumquat to the world as it took an award for Funniest Food
at the
1st Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards. "This award
is dedicated to all of the members of the media who thought that I was
done. It's hard to stay on top in today's competitve entertainment
industry, especially when you've got all these younger sprouts running
around stealing the spotlight. Here's to all of the old-schoolers
who are still out there keeping it real: Marshmallow, Raisin, The Notorious
FIG, and let's not forget the ones who started it all, Mozzarella and Pepperoni.
Peace."
"By the way," Kumquat interrupted just as he was about to be
lead offstage, "I'll be appearing at the 5th Annual Kumquat Festival
near
the end of January, so any of you who can make the trip out, I'll be available
for pictures and autographs. T-Shirts and other merchandise commerating
my Weenie Award can be found on my website at www.kumquatonline.com..."
The old fruit continued to promote himself for the remainder of the
night to the press, the other nominees and anyone else who would listen...
"Hey, Guda! [Expletive Deleted]..." |
