| Sept. 17, 2001 - "If we ever catch you using our copyrighted
material without permission, we'll sue you faster than a White House intern..."
commented a senior editor of the world-famous news organization.
Ok, they didn't actually threaten us like that, but if they can make up
the news, why can't we? Hands down, though, if anybody is better
at making stuff up than the fine folks at The Onion, then it's probably
a good thing they were never noninated!
Bringing us such uplifting news articles as Taco
Bell Launches New 'Morning After' Burrito, I'm
Like a Chocoholic, but for Booze, and Area
Man Goes and Gets Himself Hit by a Goddamn Bus, The Onion has
always held its ground by providing us with all the news that's fit
to print, plus a few other stories that may have slipped through the cracks...
It's no wonder America's Finest News Source was voted Best
Online Humor Magazine (That Isn't Us...) by the readers of Just Laugh
magazine! |
