| Sept. 17, 2001 - "If we do not succeed, then we run the risk
of failure," Mr. Quayle preached to the audience upon acceptance of
his first Weenie Award. It's quite obvious that if anyone
deserves the award of Most Useless Politician, Dan Quayle should
be the first in line! As shown in his countless public appearances,
Mr. Quayle creates a seperate category for himself the minute he opens
his mouth, such as when asked where he will go from here: "We will move
forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward." You
just can't make this kind of stuff up...
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if
you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." |
