Frosty has no relation to Parson Brown, however he is an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. Unlike most other holiday favorites, if you were to light Frosty’s eyes on fire his entire head would melt clean off his body. Though his birth name is actually Edward Sinclair, his agent quickly suggested the stage name of Frosty the Snowman to be more appealing to the 4 to 7 year-old demographic. Frosty’s genitals range from non-existent to unnaturally ginormous, depending
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