The 100 Shittiest Movies of All Time
© Maksym Yemelyanov & takasu / Dollar Photo ClubHere’s a fun game that you can play at home!
Take any movie and replace one of the words in the title with the word SHIT – for example:
- JURASSIC PARK + SHIT = JURASSIC SHIT
- ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS + SHIT = ROBIN HOOD: SHIT IN TIGHTS
- THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES + SHIT = THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE SHITS
Just how far does this immature, potty-mouthed game go?! Well fresh out of 2007, we took on the entire 100 Greatest Films of All Time list from the American Film Institute to truly find out just how shitty the best that Hollywood has to offer is really capable of!
So without further ado, and with apologies to the AFI, we give you – The 100 Shittiest Movies of All Time…
| # | SHITTY MOVIE (ORIGINAL MOVIE) | YEAR |
| 1 | SHITIZEN KANE (CITIZEN KANE) | 1941 |
| 2 | THE GODSHITTER (THE GODFATHER) | 1972 |
| 3 | CASASHITTA (CASABLANCA) | 1942 |
| 4 | RAGING SHIT (RAGING BULL) | 1980 |
| 5 | SHITTIN’ IN THE RAIN (SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN) | 1952 |
| 6 | GONE WITH THE SHIT (GONE WITH THE WIND) | 1939 |
| 7 | SHIT OF ARABIA (LAWRENCE OF ARABIA) | 1962 |
| 8 | SCHINDLER’S SHIT (SCHINDLER’S LIST) | 1993 |
| 9 | VERTI-SHIT (VERTIGO) | 1958 |
| 10 | THE WIZARD OF SHIT (THE WIZARD OF OZ) | 1939 |
| 11 | CITY SHITS (CITY LIGHTS) | 1931 |
| 12 | SHIT SEARCHERS (THE SEARCHERS) | 1956 |
| 13 | STAR SHITS (STAR WARS) | 1977 |
| 14 | PSYCHO SHIT (PSYCHO) | 1960 |
| 15 | 2001: A SPACE SHIT (2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY) | 1968 |
| 16 | SHIT BLVD. (SUNSET BLVD.) | 1950 |
| 17 | THE GRADUSHIT (THE GRADUATE) | 1967 |
| 18 | GENERAL SHIT (THE GENERAL) | 1927 |
| 19 | ON THE WATERSHIT (ON THE WATERFRONT) | 1954 |
| 20 | IT’S A WONDERFUL SHIT (IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE) | 1946 |
| 21 | SHITTOWN (CHINATOWN) | 1974 |
| 22 | SOME LIKE IT SHIT (SOME LIKE IT HOT) | 1959 |
| 23 | THE SHITS OF WRATH (THE GRAPES OF WRATH) | 1940 |
| 24 | E.T. THE EXTRA-SHIT (E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL) | 1982 |
| 25 | TO SHIT A MOCKINGBIRD (TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD) | 1962 |
| 26 | MR. SHIT GOES TO WASHINGTON (MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON) | 1939 |
| 27 | HIGH SHIT (HIGH NOON) | 1952 |
| 28 | ALL ABOUT SHIT (ALL ABOUT EVE) | 1950 |
| 29 | DOUBLE SHIT (DOUBLE INDEMNITY) | 1944 |
| 30 | APOCALYPSE SHIT (APOCALYPSE NOW) | 1979 |
| 31 | THE SHIT FALCON (THE MALTESE FALCON) | 1941 |
| 32 | THE GODSHITTER PART II (THE GODFATHER PART II) | 1974 |
| 33 | ONE SHIT OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST (ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST) | 1975 |
| 34 | SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN SHITS (SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS) | 1937 |
| 35 | ANNIE SHIT (ANNIE HALL) | 1977 |
| 36 | THE SHIT ON THE RIVER KWAI (THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI) | 1957 |
| 37 | THE BEST SHITS OF OUR LIVES (THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES) | 1946 |
| 38 | THE SHIT OF THE SIERRA MADRE (THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE) | 1948 |
| 39 | DR. STRANGESHIT (DR. STRANGELOVE) | 1964 |
| 40 | THE SOUND OF SHIT (THE SOUND OF MUSIC) | 1965 |
| 41 | KING SHIT (KING KONG) | 1933 |
| 42 | BONNIE AND SHIT (BONNIE AND CLYDE) | 1967 |
| 43 | MIDNIGHT SHIT (MIDNIGHT COWBOY) | 1969 |
| 44 | THE PHILADELPHIA SHIT (THE PHILADELPHIA STORY) | 1940 |
| 45 | SHIT (SHANE) | 1953 |
| 46 | IT HAPPENED ONE SHIT (IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT) | 1934 |
| 47 | A STREETCAR NAMED SHIT (A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE) | 1951 |
| 48 | REAR SHIT (REAR WINDOW) | 1954 |
| 49 | SHITOLERANCE (INTOLERANCE) | 1916 |
| 50 | THE LORD OF THE SHITS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE SHIT (THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING) | 2001 |
| 51 | SHIT SIDE STORY (WEST SIDE STORY) | 1961 |
| 52 | SHIT DRIVER (TAXI DRIVER) | 1976 |
| 53 | THE SHIT HUNTER (THE DEER HUNTER) | 1978 |
| 54 | S*H*I*T (M*A*S*H) | 1970 |
| 55 | SHIT BY SHITWEST (NORTH BY NORTHWEST) | 1959 |
| 56 | SHITS (JAWS) | 1975 |
| 57 | SHITTY (ROCKY) | 1976 |
| 58 | THE SHIT RUSH (THE GOLD RUSH) | 1925 |
| 59 | NASHSHIT (NASHVILLE) | 1975 |
| 60 | SHIT SOUP (DUCK SOUP) | 1933 |
| 61 | SULLIVAN’S SHITS (SULLIVAN’S TRAVELS) | 1941 |
| 62 | SHIT GRAFFITI (AMERICAN GRAFFITI) | 1973 |
| 63 | SHITARET (CABARET) | 1972 |
| 64 | SHITWORK (NETWORK) | 1976 |
| 65 | THE SHIT QUEEN (THE AFRICAN QUEEN) | 1951 |
| 66 | RAIDERS OF THE LOST SHIT (RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK) | 1981 |
| 67 | WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA SHIT? (WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?) | 1966 |
| 68 | UNFORSHITTEN (UNFORGIVEN) | 1992 |
| 69 | SHITSIE (TOOTSIE) | 1982 |
| 70 | A CLOCKWORK SHIT (A CLOCKWORK ORANGE) | 1971 |
| 71 | SAVING PRIVATE SHIT (SAVING PRIVATE RYAN) | 1998 |
| 72 | THE SHAWSHIT REDEMPTION (THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION) | 1994 |
| 73 | BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE SHIT (BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID) | 1969 |
| 74 | THE SILENCE OF THE SHITS (THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS) | 1991 |
| 75 | IN THE HEAT OF THE SHIT (IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT) | 1967 |
| 76 | FORREST SHIT (FORREST GUMP) | 1994 |
| 77 | ALL THE PRESIDENT’S SHITS (ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN) | 1976 |
| 78 | MODERN SHIT (MODERN TIMES) | 1936 |
| 79 | THE WILD SHIT (THE WILD BUNCH) | 1969 |
| 80 | SHIT APARTMENT (THE APARTMENT) | 1960 |
| 81 | SHITACUS (SPARTACUS) | 1960 |
| 82 | SUNSHIT (SUNRISE) | 1927 |
| 83 | SHITANIC (TITANIC) | 1997 |
| 84 | EASY SHITTER (EASY RIDER) | 1969 |
| 85 | A SHIT AT THE OPERA (A NIGHT AT THE OPERA) | 1935 |
| 86 | SHITOON (PLATOON) | 1986 |
| 87 | 12 ANGRY SHITS (12 ANGRY MEN) | 1957 |
| 88 | SHITTING UP BABY (BRINGING UP BABY) | 1938 |
| 89 | THE SIXTH SHIT (THE SIXTH SENSE) | 1999 |
| 90 | SHIT TIME (SWING TIME) | 1936 |
| 91 | SOPHIE’S SHIT (SOPHIE’S CHOICE) | 1982 |
| 92 | GOODSHITTAS (GOODFELLAS) | 1990 |
| 93 | THE SHIT CONNECTION (THE FRENCH CONNECTION) | 1971 |
| 94 | PULP SHIT (PULP FICTION) | 1994 |
| 95 | THE LAST SHIT SHOW (THE LAST PICTURE SHOW) | 1971 |
| 96 | SHIT THE RIGHT THING (DO THE RIGHT THING) | 1989 |
| 97 | BLADE SHITTER (BLADE RUNNER) | 1982 |
| 98 | SHITEE DOODLE DANDY (YANKEE DOODLE DANDY) | 1942 |
| 99 | TOY SHIT (TOY STORY) | 1995 |
| 100 | SHIT-HUR (BEN-HUR) | 1959 |
