New Names for All the Countries!
© Bigandt / DepositphotosRecently in an effort to sound more hip with the kiddies or with the in crowd or whatever, the Czech Republic announced that they would be changing the name of their country to … Czechia.
This new name, of course, is silly to say the least, however in the event that these wacky Czechs turn out to be onto something and the rest of the world opts to jump on the country-renaming bandwagon, we here at Just Laugh have taken the liberty of putting together a list of great names for pretty much any country on the planet that matters…
| Boring, Old Country Name | Hip, New Country Name |
| Afghanistan | Afghana Montana |
| Australia | Outback Steakhouse |
| The Bahamas | The Yo ‘Mamas |
| Belgium | Waffles ‘R Us |
| Canada | Canana Banana |
| China | Clifford the Big Red Communist |
| Christmas Island | N/A – Name Is Already Perfect |
| Egypt | Pyramids & Dreams |
| France | Go Away, Stupid Foreigners |
| Germany | We’re Not Mad, This Is Just How We Talk… |
| Greenland | Iceland |
| Hungary | Nom Nom Nom |
| Iceland | Greenland |
| India | Not Short for Indiana … or Is It??? |
| Italy | Footland |
| Kazakhstan | Kazaam 2: The Return of Shaq |
| Jamaica | Whatever That Flavor Is That Ben & Jerry Came Up With… |
| Japan | Futurama |
| Madagascar | Despite What Dreamworks Says, No, We Still Don’t Have Any Penguins Here… |
| Mexico | Old Texas |
| The Netherlands | Nevermind |
| New Zealand | Hobbiton |
| Norway | Yes, Way! |
| Paraguay | Way Way, Way! |
| Russia | We Can See Sarah Palin From Our Houses |
| Spain | Polite France |
| Switzerland | Swisscheeseland |
| United Kingdom | The Queen’s Knickers |
| United States of America | Awesome McBoisterous III |
| Vanuatu | Survivor … Wait, Is That Show Even Still On? |
| Zimbabwe | Zimbab, Yay! |
