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Lakers NBA Victory Marked on 2003 Calendars

LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) – The lives of basketball fans around the country will be made just a bit easier next year, as the Fiscal Calendar Corporation (FCC) has already begun to print their new product lines for the year of 2003 and has opted to take the guesswork out of the NBA’s rigorous schedule. The date of June 12 has thoughtfully been reserved as “Lakers Sweep the Finals (again) Day.”

“I think by now, we all pretty much know what’s going to happen, anyways,” explained chief research analyst Bill Spickley. “We’re just saving the public a little of their precious time – that’s all.”

Famed basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal broke it down old school for Just Laugh’s crew, “This is great…it really takes a lot of pressure off of me…allowing me to focus on more important things in my life, such as my acting career. By the way, is it cool if I plug my next flick, Kazaam 2 – The Return of…”

(Unfortunately, the tape ended there, but we’re sure that it’s going to be just as great as the original was. At least he’s still a hit on the court!)

Spickley finished by giving a subtle hint, “If this goes over well, it could be the beginning of a very popular practice. Just think of all the dates we could add – ‘Daryl Strawberry Goes to Court Day,’ ‘Detroit Tigers Suck Day,’ and my personal favorite, ‘Anna Kournikova Bears All in Penthouse Day!'” We can hardly wait…

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The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.