WANTED: Jelly Donut
Seeking fruit-filled, sugary breakfast pastry for immediate part-time opening in my belly.
Preferred candidates will feature fresh strawberry or perhaps blueberry jam, with generous quantities of powdered sugar on top. Applicants should be ready for entry into a fast-paced, high demand environment that will see their skills put to the test from the very first day of employment.
Pay commensurate with deliciousness, with referral bonuses available to family and friends with similar credentials.
This is a timed requisition which will expire if no applicants are present by the time I leave to grab lunch.
Equal opportunity employer, except for crullers. Flavorless, grocery store donuts need not apply.