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WANTED: Jelly Donut

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Seeking fruit-filled, sugary breakfast pastry for immediate part-time opening in my belly.

Preferred candidates will feature fresh strawberry or perhaps blueberry jam, with generous quantities of powdered sugar on top. Applicants should be ready for entry into a fast-paced, high demand environment that will see their skills put to the test from the very first day of employment.

Pay commensurate with deliciousness, with referral bonuses available to family and friends with similar credentials.

This is a timed requisition which will expire if no applicants are present by the time I leave to grab lunch.

Equal opportunity employer, except for crullers. Flavorless, grocery store donuts need not apply.

About Scott Sevener (580 Posts since 2001)
The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.