He’s a miniature elf who runs around your house playing pranks all December under the guise of spying on your kids. Every night while they’re sleeping, he flies [...]
Back in my day, we made up fake news just to make people laugh. With headlines like Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs and WWE Challenges US Government to a Cage [...]
It seems so long ago now, but I remember a time when I almost never thought about Donald Trump. When he was just the host of some dumb TV show where he fired people for [...]
I don’t know what your plans are, but I’m just here to pee, and maybe play a little Angry Birds before my next meeting. I don’t care what you have [...]
Seriously. Is America aroused … sexually … when it comes to GUNS??? The only reason I ask is that shootings like the one that took place yesterday in San [...]
Trick or treating is fine. I don’t care what the lady on the six o’clock news has been telling you in her shocked and concerned voice every night this week. [...]
I don’t care if you’re tired of seeing pumpkin this and pumpkin that on every grocery store shelf. I don’t care that you like to turn your nose up at [...]
I don’t normally get into my car hell-bent on murdering someone, but when I pull out onto these crazy streets sometimes y’all just leave me no choice… Enter [...]
Seriously, I know that pregnancy does weird things to your brain, but come on … how many pickles did new age moms have to eat at three in the morning to come up with [...]
Yesterday we read reports of a small town pizza joint in Indiana that quickly became the first to publicly declare that they would not be able to offer their catering [...]