Other Things Trump Could Buy With His $25 Million Settlement…
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It was recently announced that President-Elect Donald Trump would settle numerous lawsuits that he’s currently facing over Trump University, thus absolving himself of any liability for kind of scamming roughly 6,000 Americans out of their life savings with promises of lifestyles of the rich and famous, and golden toilet seats, and so on and so forth…
Now fear not because it wasn’t his only $25 million, but there are probably still plenty of other ways he’d rather spend that money – and here are a few ideas that we think Mr. Trump would really enjoy!
- 109,649 digital subscriptions to The New York Times
- 454.545 adopted polar bears, which is significantly more than how many are actually left in the world thanks to climate change
- 62,500 romantic, yet completely consensual nights on the town in New York City
- 1,250 health insurance plans for hardworking Americans
- 1,002,406 pocket-sized copies of the United States Constitution, featuring all 27 amendments … even that pesky first one
- 8,878 gallons of Ivanka Trump’s signature fragrance – Ivanka Trump For Women
- 125,000,000 minutes of long distance calling between the United States and Russia
- 1 154-foot luxury yacht that sleeps 10 and has its own hot tub and has never once been accused of being fraudulent