WASHINGTON (Just Laugh) – Citing enhanced security concerns and the need to access emergency sustenance at a moment’s notice, FBI officials demanded Tuesday [...]
Seeking fruit-filled, sugary breakfast pastry for immediate part-time opening in my belly. Preferred candidates will feature fresh strawberry or perhaps blueberry jam, with [...]
First they came for our trans fats, and we said nothing. Then they came for our Twizzlers and Gummy Bears… It’s true – this week the FDA officially cited [...]