One would think that the weekend would be pretty much perfect for celebrating our nation’s independence, yet many communities around the country continue to honor the [...]
How do you plan on celebrating Presidents’ Day? Posting words of gentle encouragement for our current leader on Facebook. SAVINGS! SAVINGS!! SAVINGS!!! Washington vs [...]
If you’re like 99% of guys, you dread Valentine’s Day because it’s a horrible holiday where we give and give and give, and that’s about it. So just [...]
It’s almost that time again! Time to drop gigantic, geodesic spheres covered in crystals from the heavens to usher in another year of humanity on this earth as we know [...]
They say, “Never look a gift horse in the mouth.” Nobody really knows what it means, but they always say it with an air of authority without ever considering [...]
It just wouldn’t be the holidays without getting the whole family together for an entire day of food and presents and arguing about which of the kids have been the [...]
Lap dances set to the tune of Jingle Bells. Matching His and Hers Hanukkah thongs. Watching from the stairs and discretely masturbating while Mommy kisses Santa Claus. [...]