Posts Tagged for ted cruz

10 Creatures Ted Cruz Vows to Consume If Elected President

Posted on May 2, 2016 by Scott Sevener in Features

1. An Anaconda … to remind the world who the deadliest predator deep in the jungles of the Congo really is. © joelfotos / Depositphotos 2. A Pink, Plastic Lawn [...]

Can Ted Cruz Count on the Hissing Cockroach Vote?

Posted on January 26, 2016 by Scott Sevener in Shorts » Headlines

Sen. Ted Cruz Announces Plans to Lose 2016 Presidential Election

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Scott Sevener in Features » Fake News

WASHINGTON (Just Laugh) – In a historic maneuver to kickstart the Republican primary for the much-anticipated 2016 Presidential Election, Texas Senator Ted [...]