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More Stores That Won’t Be Open on Thanksgiving…

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In recent years consumers have watched with turkey-stuffed anticipation as retailers inched their Black Friday sales earlier and earlier until eventually Black Friday became Black Thursday, forcing employees to leave their families and pumpkin pies behind in order to facilitate crowds on the biggest shopping weekend of the year.

And yet now as we near the 2015 holiday shopping season, big box retailers such as REI and Costco and Home Depot have announced plans to not be open on the Thanksgiving holiday itself, thus reversing the cycle and scoring a point for family values in the face of the almighty dollar. Already we’ve heard the names of dozens of other retailers that’ve jumped to add their names to the list of businesses bucking Scrooge’s money-grubbing trends – here are a few of the latest retailers that are guaranteed to not open their doors this year on Thanksgiving Day…

1. Borders Books

20151106_thanks-borders_9330172883_023dd90e0f_kPhoto by Nicholas Eckhart / Flickr (Creative Commons 2.0)

2. Kay-Bee Toys

20151106_thanks-kb_492107046_bb1c219f18_bPhoto by AdamL212 / Flickr (Creative Commons 2.0)

3. Circuit City

20151106_thanks-ccity_3595004911_f7b67b9f39_bPhoto by F33 / Flickr (Creative Commons 2.0)

4. Linens ‘n Things

20151106_thanks-linens_8341183462_939a814aa6_kPhoto by Nicholas Eckhart / Flickr (Creative Commons 2.0)

5. Tower Records

20151106_thanks-tower_2034726801_a54f0fa23c_bPhoto by Alan Light / Flickr (Creative Commons 2.0)

6. Fashion Bug

20151106_thanks-fashion_8992671997_d18a49cfd9_kPhoto by Nicholas Eckhart / Flickr (Creative Commons 2.0)

7. Media Play

20151106_thanks-media_492094946_d65ededd06_bPhoto by AdamL212 / Flickr (Creative Commons 2.0)
About Scott Sevener (572 Posts since 2001)
The Co-Founder and Editor-in-Chief of Just Laugh, Scott writes about the random things in life that amuse him - from the miracle of childbirth to the bologna sandwich he just ate for breakfast. He currently resides in Tampa, FL with a girl, a baby, and a dog that never shuts the hell up.