Halloween is a Time for Giving…
Ah, the great season of fall! The leaves that once covered the massive trees that surround our homes have turned the most magnificent shades and fallen to the ground, the [...]
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The Princess and the Pauper
Dear Savannah, Please help me. I’m a mid-level European royal who secretly left my home country to marry a wealthy American businessman. That was two months ago. [...]
Driving Miss Crazy
If I have to see another ‘Special News Report’, I am going to heave. I know that we need to know what is going on in the world. At least, I know that I am supposed to [...]
Superhero Sex
Dear Savannah, Is it unusually kinky to wear an empty ice cream bucket on your head during lovemaking? My girlfriend thinks so. The way I see it, it’s pretty [...]
I Want to be a Princess…
Unfortunately, I just don’t have the hips for it, or the breasts for that matter! I do have a stunning personality and a sense of humor to die for, but we all know that [...]
Happy Labor Day!
Just last week those of us living here in the U.S. of A. took Monday off to celebrate Labor Day, a day on which we all take the time to give thanks, no wait, to stop and [...]
When Dumb is Smart
Dear Savannah, I can’t seem to find a suitable mate my age and my preference. Is it because I’m too curvaceous and scare them with my femininity? Is it [...]
And I Thought I Was Safe on the Internet…
I am a gigantic geek. Anyone who knows me at all, or has ever tried to call my house, can vouch for this, and honestly, I’m fine with it. I probably spend more time [...]
Fat Girl’s Guide to Finding Love
Dear Savannah, I am 27 years old, 5’7″ tall, and weigh 125 pounds. I’ve only ever had one boyfriend (we broke up after just a few weeks), and I know this [...]
If You Don’t Learn to Master Your Fear, Then Fear Will Always Be Your Master
Along with the rest of the country, I’ve been caught up in the media trap that is NBC’s Fear Factor. Yes, it’s a gigantic waste of time and there are probably better [...]