A Glimpse
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Seniors Classification Stressed After Ongoing Incident
MADISON, Wi. (Just Laugh) - Francine's Diner, an establishment
that has served the residents of Madison for more
than 25 years, has firmly put its foot down to an
ongoing problem.
"We've always catered to our seniors, granting
them a 20% discount for dining with us," said
Francine, owner and founder. <<FULL
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Energizer Bunny Drinks New Mountain Dew Shot - Now Missing
LOS ANGELES (Just Laugh) - AMP, the new "shot of energy" from the makers of Mountain Dew, may have contributed to the disappearance of one of the most beloved television commercial mascots. Around 5:00 pm yesterday, the Energizer Bunny was seen taking a break from his usual job of pounding on his drum and wandering aimlessly. It was reported that he took a sip of AMP and vanished into this air, leaving skid marks the size of mining trenches.
Snuggles the Bear, the only eyewitness, reported that the Energizer Bunny’s battery pack went into overload as the overdose of caffeine hit the poor rabbit’s system. "His pink fur turned bright red and his feet started to move in a vortex like the Roadrunner. Then, before I could even blink, he vanished." <<FULL
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I'm Gonna Kill That !&#^*!(&# Cricket...
Gaylord, MI (Just Laugh) - *Chirp*, *chirp*, *chirp*...
It's 4:30 in the morning...I've gotta get up in a few hours to go to work and I haven't been able to sleep all night because of it. It's lucky I'm not going to get out of bed because it'd be one dead cricket... <<FULL
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Jason Vs. Freddy - Clash of the Titans Off Stage and On
HOLLYWOOD (Just Laugh) - Freddy vs. Jason, the long awaited celluloid clash of the horror industry’s most beloved titans, might actually be more fact than fantasy. It was reported this evening after a verbal spat between Freddy Kruegar and Jason Vorhees over who deserves the bigger dressing room, a bitch slap match erupted causing both of them to be admitted to Our Lady of the Profusely Bleeding Heart Hospital with minor cranial injuries.
Jason, who was sporting a shiner that could easily be seen through his hockey mask, showed little remorse for the incident, "He’s just upset because I have more sequels than him." Freddy Kruegar emerged from the fight with a broken nose and would not allow press to see him due to his disfiguration. <<FULL
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The Phrase "got it" is Deemed Unconstitutional
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Just Laugh) - Just moments after a Judge
declared the Pledge of Allegiance
unconstitutional, federal employees have been
searching high and low to find other
constitutional unjustness. <<FULL
STORY>>
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Updates:
09.23.02 - It's that time again, folks! Time for you to cast your votes in the 2nd Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards!!! We'd like to welcome our new visitors that will be dropping by over the next couple of weeks and hope that you all decide to stay and take a look around after
you're done voting for your favorites in this year's awards!
Webmasters: We didn't actually get a page setup for the linking graphics associated with the awards, but you can find a standard banner here. Other graphics of a smaller size can be found within the pages of the awards, so feel free to make use of those as well...
09.16.02 - Ok, now where were we???
That's right - it's that time once again...time for the awards show to end all awards shows! The 2nd Annual Just Laugh Weenie Awards are now in full swing and we'd like to personally invite you to take part in the show, so we'll be spending the next few days knocking door-to-door, starting with Aark. (what kind of a name is Aark anyways???)
Ok, maybe not, but we'd still like your help - just take a second to vote in this year's festivities and you'll not only be giving us a big hand, but you can also rest easy, knowing that you've done your share to recognize all those who have done their best to keep us laughing over the last year! It's a nice, warm feeling, isn't it?
And for those of you who have been following our latest creative collaboration, A Tale of Two Summers, the final chapters will be coming soon - next week, in fact, so hopefully you'll be able to hold out until then...
Help us free Oliver the Elf!!!
The star of your favorite Christmas games has been kidnapped, by his own creators nonetheless!
The crew at KewlBox needs a little extra cash to get their latest masterpiece out by the holidays, so do your part and contribute a couple bucks to Oliver's ransom fund! They're even offering a special sneak-preview of their next game for those who shell out some cash, so open your wallet or purse and lend an elf a hand...
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