For today’s service we turn to The Book of Scott, Patron Saint of Fart Jokes, chapter 4:14 – Funnious Bunnious, for this very special Easter edition of The Humor [...]
Much like at Alice’s Restaurant, the cult classic folk ballad by Arlo Guthrie that seems to resurface on the radio every Thanksgiving on the ride over to [...]
Frosty has no relation to Parson Brown, however he is an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. Unlike most other holiday favorites, if you were to light [...]
Who won Black Friday this year? Rowdily Racist Republicans Donald “Dandelion” Trump Tastefully Titillating Turkey The Perfect Personification of Pumpkin Pie [...]
It’s a time to give thanks for air conditioning, flush toilets, and the blessing of spending an entire day with your family, albeit with everyone still glued to their [...]
So we’ve learned that apparently Jesus hates the new red cups that Starbucks recently debuted for the holidays – this much is certain. But while we’re on [...]
In recent years consumers have watched with turkey-stuffed anticipation as retailers inched their Black Friday sales earlier and earlier until eventually Black Friday became [...]
Few guys other than Johnny Depp can really pull off the pirate look, and I’m still pretty sure that even he goes through at least a bottle of rum a day just to ensure [...]