Day #2 – Raised concerns about the media understating the size of his inauguration attendance. Day #8 – Banned entry to the United States for travelers from [...]
Pros… Gives middle-class Americans the opportunity to experience paying higher taxes just like rich people, but without all of the pesky wealth. Morale booster for [...]
Please find below the requirements for any proposals submitted for the project of constructing America’s next great eyesore – The Great Wall of Trump – as [...]
WASHINGTON (Just Laugh) – Despite not being directly stated by the presidential communications powerhouse that is the combination of Sean Spicer’s verbal [...]
Watching old episodes of The Apprentice in reverse while tripping acid. Eye hole cut-outs in the mandatory gilded portraits of Donald Trump that hang in every break room in [...]
Already has a root canal scheduled for that day, figuring it will be less painful. Hasn’t been able to figure out a way that he can personally profit from the event [...]