Dear Savannah, I recently got engaged and need wisdom from someone who knows. What tips can you give me about my pending first marriage? How can I transition smoothly into [...]
Dear Savannah, What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor, What do you do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning? Signed, Basil Cheddar, [...]
Dear Savannah, My girlfriend has a checkered past. When she was in college, she worked as a topless dancer. She’s also been divorced twice, although she doesn’t [...]
Dear Savannah, For several months now I have followed your advice column with interest, and never thought that I’d be drunk enough to write, but here I go! Er, could [...]
Dear Savannah, Twenty-seven years ago, I made a horrible mistake. I got pregnant by a guy who claimed to be a wealthy ex-frat boy but turned out instead to be just a caddy [...]
Dear Savannah, This relationship problem’s not really about me. See it’s my best friend, Carol. Well, she was recently dumped by her boyfriend, Jon. I never [...]
Dear Savannah, Is revenge ever an option? Last week, after a wonderful six-week relationship, my fiancé, Ned (his real name), cleaned out my apartment, sold everything off, [...]
Dear Savannah, I have a real problem. I love women too much. I mean, when it comes to women, I just can’t say no. That’s how I wound up with six wives. Of course, [...]
Dear Savannah, Unlike that idiotic crap you usually print, I have a real problem. I’m engaged to be married after the baby comes because I don’t want to look fat in my [...]
Dear Savannah, Is it unusually kinky to wear an empty ice cream bucket on your head during lovemaking? My girlfriend thinks so. The way I see it, it’s pretty [...]