It was November 1621, give or take a couple of turkeys, when the pilgrims hosted their inaugural fall feast in celebration of both surviving the exceedingly long boat ride [...]
WASHINGTON (Just Laugh) – As the fall leaves slowly begin to disappear under a blanket of white snow and families across the nation prepare to come together in [...]
Much like at Alice’s Restaurant, the cult classic folk ballad by Arlo Guthrie that seems to resurface on the radio every Thanksgiving on the ride over to [...]
Who won Black Friday this year? Rowdily Racist Republicans Donald “Dandelion” Trump Tastefully Titillating Turkey The Perfect Personification of Pumpkin Pie [...]
It’s a time to give thanks for air conditioning, flush toilets, and the blessing of spending an entire day with your family, albeit with everyone still glued to their [...]
AMERICA (Just Laugh) – Taking particular notice as the grocery store clerk erected a freshly written sign announcing that they had been priced down to only $0.49/pound [...]
What are you looking forward to arguing about over Thanksgiving dinner? How TrumpCare is nothing like Obamacare That your Dad still refers to Sarah Palin with a straight face [...]
Name the Turkey You’re Going to Eat in Two Weeks… Fluffers the Delicious Captain Feastivus and His Cranberry Dumpling Gang Butterball XXXVII Gobbling Greg (Pass [...]