Sometimes it’s important when one is in the business of writing humor to take a small break from time to time … to recharge the old batteries and reconnect with [...]
Can you believe it?! Just like clockwork, after a grueling 5 days of half-assed labor our beloved time for rest, relaxation, and party-party-partying is finally upon us [...]
7:30 A.M. Mickey is again my wake up caller. This only serves to escalate my profound resentment of him. 8:00 A.M. With the whole family awake and holding caffeinated [...]
6:00 A.M. Today I get woken up by Mickey himself. It might be that I’m not entirely awake, but I swear he says “time to get up, you lazy bastard.” 6:45 A.M. I get some [...]
6:30 A.M. I’m guessing the character on the other end of the phone is Dopey, because this time nobody says anything after I pick up the receiver. Pluto, maybe, but I think [...]
6:30 A.M. Goofy wants me to get up. It took me a few seconds to realize why I was even talking to Goofy on the phone. I had requested a wake-up call, and the characters, who [...]
Having just survived another Labor Day weekend without any major casualties, we’re finally seeing the summer vacation season come to a close. From a vacationer’s point of [...]
I recently took a vacation to Mackinac Island (official motto: That last C is silent), which is right above Michigan in Lake Huron. If you ever ask a Michigander where that [...]